Shriek if You KNow What I Did Last Friday the 13th

I'm a big fan of slasher movies, and a big fan of spoofs. So this one is pretty easy to review, in fact I can do it in one word: Worthless.

Completely lame, nothing about it was funny or original or good in any way. Kelly Kapowski was hot, but that's not enough to make this piece of shit worth watching.

Uzumaki

I have heard nothing but great things about Uzumaki, and have seen it listed as the best J-Horror movie more than a few times. I had also never really heard what it was about, but definitely wasn't expected what I saw. I thought it would be more of a horror movie and less of a weird Japanese pseudo-art film.

It held my interest for 90 minutes, but I never really enjoyed it and wouldn't recommend it to anyone but the type of geek who loves anything Japanese no matter the quality. But they would be better off watching something good and Japanese so I would probably steer them away from it too.